The story we wouldn't talk about on the air this morning!

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Here's why. Now, brace yourself:

In case you were wondering (and you weren't), yes there are pills you can take that will make your poop sparkle.

An artist named Tobias Wong created a pill that he says will "turn your innermost parts into chambers of wealth."

The invention was part of a project commissioned by San Francisco's Museum of Modern Art in 2005. The goal was to create desirable goods for rich kids who already have it all. The price is $425 per pill but they are currently unavailable on the CITIZEN: Citizen website.

If I were someone who had ever given money to that Museum, I think I would demand it back.