UUGH.

 

::rv classic::

 

...If you haven't had breakfast yet, skip to the next article...

 

So this thief in England tried to siphon fuel from an RV,  but got a mouthful of raw sewage. Seems the would-be robber missed the fuel tank in the dark and put a tube into the van's septic tank by mistake! And after sucking up the foul-smelling waste, he threw up on the spot and fled.

 

Your day can't get any worse than that.