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An alarming new military report published in the journal German Medical Science finds that dozens of male soldiers in the Wachbataillon unit are suddenly growing breasts! Doctors say it's because of the intricate rifle drills they perform which are stimulating their male mammary glands. The director of plastic surgery at the military hospital in Berlin, Professor Bjorn Krapohl, said it's likely the repeated slapping of the soldiers' rifles on the left side of their chests during drills stimulates the glands to produce hormones, which creates the one-sided-boob effect. At least 35 soldiers have been stricken with the condition, called one-sided gynecomastia, which has prompted German military officials to consider changing the way in which the battalion performs drills.